There is an abandoned establishment
next to my office, ironically named
"WunderBar". While the doors have
been locked up and the majority of the
fixtures have been removed, there is
still a diamond in this rough. A Corona
branded foosball table. In place of small
players of opposing colors, one team is
represented by small Corona bottles
while their opposition is a field of limes.
This is so "college dorm room sheik".