Went to "Cost Cutters" which I initially thought was an
H&R Block type place because we don't have those in MI.
Asked the nice lady make it so my hair does not stick out
of my cycling cap so much.
Consensus: I like it. On the ride home I felt 20lbs lighter,
my sprints were more fluid and my shadow did not look
stupid with hair sticking out everywhere. I even passed a
car or two in the 15 mph section of town. Functionally,
it is far ahead of what I woke up with. Aesthetically, it
looks like most every other haircut I have gotten in the
past 2 years.
Plus, Form follows function.