Sun Prairie 911.

So, apparently, lighting off fireworks that make noise is

an illegal thing to do in Wisconsin. Shortly after walking

away from our display, the 5-0 rolled up on our group and

asked if we had been lighting off any fireworks.

Stacey and Jason said that we were completely innocent

and that we had just crossed paths with some unsavory

characters walking west. Then Stacey asked which way

west was. After the cop said he watched us light them off

from his desk (as I said, we lit them off in front of the

police station), we admitted guilt. They asked who would

be taking full responsibility, we huddled up and talked

about it until the officer said it would only be a warning.

As soon as we found out that there would be no ramifications,

I admitted to purchasing the fireworks and would thusly

jump on this hand grenade.

The officers were really cool. While one was writing my

warning, the other dispatched Stacey and Jason to clean

up the fireworks. We talked about his night and how he

had to break up a stabbing earlier.

As I got my ticket, I asked the gentlemen if I could take

pictures of the tickets and put them on the internet. They

chuckled and unison and departed with a, "It's your warning,

do whatever the hell you want with it!".

Good dudes.