Shanghai Crushin' (+NYC) (+Madison)

More Vinyl.

2012-01-22T19:07:00.000-08:00

Visited "Mad City Music" and copped some new LP's.

Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago

Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits Vol. 2

The Beatles - Double White Album

John Lenon - Imagine

Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon

Fleetwood Mac - Rumors

The Mountain Goats - All Eternals Deck

Bon Iver and The Mountain Goats came with free digital

downloads. I think this has caused me to rethink how I

acquire music.

CMYBatman.

2012-01-22T19:06:00.000-08:00

This hangs in my living room and is one

of the coolest parts about my house.

Kwame Bathes.

2012-01-22T19:04:00.000-08:00

While it certainly is not his first run in with water and

soap, the expressions Kwame made this morning would

lead one to believe the sensation was alien and unappreciated.

Digits.

2012-01-15T09:51:00.002-08:00

Ryan's came with a legend.

Papa.

2012-01-15T09:51:00.001-08:00

Getting after those presents.

Dad.

2012-01-15T09:50:00.001-08:00

Was a stud.

Winter is coming.

2012-01-15T09:46:00.000-08:00

Time for new slip-ons.

Team in NYC.

2011-11-30T08:34:00.000-08:00

We Came.

We Saw.

We stole most of a trophy.

Then we ate dollar pizza.

Triumphant Return to NYC.

2011-11-30T08:30:00.000-08:00

Not since I my leave to Wisconsin had I

returned to New York. When I was provided

the opportunity to travel to NYC for work,

I hastily accepted.

It was a weekend of reviewing my NYC

Pro/Con list. I miss the city dearly, but

was left with a reassured sense of making

the correct decision to leave.

George: The New Puppy

2011-11-28T19:23:00.000-08:00

Kwame's new "Cousin".

Professional Sleeper.

Pumpkin Carving

2011-10-23T21:06:00.000-07:00

Getting some milage out of that Saws-all.

Kate went "scary face" where I went with a

"upset the neighbors/satanic" route.

Either way, the stoop is looking pretty

nice.

Bontrager RXXXL Road Shoes.

2011-10-23T20:58:00.002-07:00

The obvious thing to write here is how the shoes look amazing

and only weigh 295grams a piece. How the sole is hyper stiff

and the upper makes me feel like Dorothy chanting "theres

no place like the road". That is all well and good, but what

needs to be said is that they are far and away the most comfortable

bike shoes that i've ever owned.

and that's saying something.

John Grosz

2011-10-23T20:58:00.001-07:00

Straight and Steady Groszin'

Assorted Veggies.

2011-10-10T19:46:00.000-07:00

6/$1.00.

CamRock Madcross.

2011-10-10T19:43:00.000-07:00

82 Degrees and Sunny.

Less Cyclocross. More "Dirt Crit".

Having fun and getting quicker.

USGP: CAT 2/3 Mens.

2011-09-25T17:13:00.000-07:00

Aaron Mock and John McNeil representing Trek Product

Development. I do not envy them at all. While the rain

may have died down during their race, the damage to the

course had been solidified by the previous two races.

Trek's making moves!

USGP: Environments.

2011-09-25T17:12:00.000-07:00

The rain makes it better.

Leah: 'Crossing.

2011-09-25T17:10:00.000-07:00

She had to slap her Ion CX frameset

together at the last minute using borrowed

parts, but she was looking strong on her

first race of the season.

USGP: Day Two. Jengineer.

2011-09-25T16:15:00.000-07:00

Jen P, an engineer at Trek was riding the race after my

Cat 4 mens outing. On the last lap my race, the rain came

and it came hard for the entirety of the women's race. Things

got slick and Jen wiped out a few times, but she seemed

to be doing really well in the Cat 4 women's field.

She rides a Cronus CX, so you know she's serious.

USGP: Cronus Aftermath.

2011-09-24T14:24:00.000-07:00

She took her licks and kept on kicking. After a

really terrible start, getting caught behind a few

crashes, we started our slow attack. Coming back

to reel in everyone who shot past in the beginning.

I would finish 2 spots north of where I started, a

success for my first outing. I aim to increase on

these results tomorrow.

Getting after it.

2011-09-24T14:21:00.000-07:00

The first race is in the books. Tomorrow is round 2.

Calm before the Storm.

2011-09-24T14:20:00.000-07:00

38 degrees. Dew. Fog.

Cyclocross season has begun.

So has my amateur CX career.

Product Managers.

2011-09-24T14:17:00.000-07:00

With PM's like this, who wouldn't push themselves

to create awesome products?

And yes, the Obi-Wan on ML's tie is in a lightsaber

fight with his t-shirt doppelgänger.

Trash Night.

2011-09-24T14:15:00.000-07:00

By the amount of flat-pack furniture boxes out there, it would

appear that someone just moved in.

New Bike Day: 2012 Trek Gary Fisher Collection Cronus CX Ultimate.

2011-09-24T14:06:00.000-07:00

Weighing in at a scant 16lbs 15oz while with knobby tires

and heavy wheels makes this bike my lightest by a fair

margin. Perhaps it's not fair to compare the weight of my

race CX to a Madone that is set up more for commuting

and touring across Iowa, but weight is not the only advantage

that the Cronus holds over its Carbon brother. Benefiting

from a stiff BB90 bottom bracket, an E2 Headtube and the

Fisher Control Column front fork/wheels, this bike it

twice as stiff as the Madone with significantly more control.

The slacked out head tube angle and elevated bottom bracket

suit the bike more for the muddy stuff but after throwing my

RXL wheels on the Cronus, she soars as a road bike as well.

The dropouts have hideaway rack/fender mounts so she can

be converted to an Uber-commuter (but most definitely won't

be). I can say, with very little hesitation that this is the nicest

bike I have ever owned. She begs to be ridden hard on uncertain

ground and rewards you with responsiveness, stability and wicked

stiffness.

There is a small face with the words, "Mans best friend" at the

BB/Chainstay crotch.

Pretty accurate.

Kwame.

2011-08-14T19:58:00.000-07:00

That is all.

New Bike Day: 2012 Trek 9th District.

2011-08-14T19:39:00.000-07:00

I was lucky enough to receive the proto for the 2012 9th

District. The Aluminum frame and fork were made in Waterloo

Wisconsin by Jarod Brown for geometry and styling evaluation.

After passing, it was broken down to frame and fork to eventually

be given to me. As a proto, it has no bottle cage bosses and a few

differences from the final production model.

I wanted to make the bike a tribute to Detroit, the city I

learned how to ride a bike in. Detroit is mostly flat yet has

some of the roughest roads in the country compounded by

broken glass and metal shards that line the shoulder. I started

with bomb-proof Bontrager SSR wheels and 4mm thick thorn

resistant tubes. I kept the gearing a shallow 11-23 9 speed

with a 48t SRAM courier crankset. To tell the story of robustness,

I went with the Shimano Saint downhill rear derailluer and crank

bros stem. The Bontrager Krivits bar is a fun MTB bar that really

gives the rider a feeling of control and stability over rough terrain.

Lastly, the graphics are derived from the production graphics, but

where the production bike shows Osaka Japan's streets, my bike

highlights some of the fun spots to mash around Detroit. The bike

is matte black with gloss black/gold decals and an unfinished raw

aluminum fork. This was to reflect Detroits incredibly technical

and developed engineering abilities while admitting to its "unfinished"

state.

The geometry is fun and whippy like all the Districts and it has

been a hoot to ride all over Detroit, Chicago and Madison.

I have been riding it for 4-5 months now and can finally show

everyone now that the 2012 model line up is out now.

Stop on by a Trek Dealer and take one for a spin!

New House.

2011-08-14T19:37:00.000-07:00

3829 Busse St.

Madison, WI 53714

Send me your letters!

RAGBRAI: Aftermath.

2011-08-14T19:36:00.000-07:00

Mornings at RAGBRAI aren't the best parts

of RAGBRAI.

But they exist.

"Travis,

2011-08-14T19:34:00.000-07:00

Where the hell did you get all that glitter on your chest from?"

"What the hell are you talking about"" [Chugs High Life]

-End Scene-

RAGBRAI: The Corn.

2011-08-14T19:33:00.000-07:00

Majestically Ominous.

I urinated all over it.

Shitty Garage Band.

2011-08-14T19:31:00.000-07:00

The drew us in with their 80's covers and free Coors Light.

But we didn't stay for long.

RAGBRAI: Brauns.

2011-08-14T19:30:00.000-07:00

American Gothic. Except Brother/Sister.

And a Bontrager Oracle stuck in for good

measure.

Luke.

2011-08-14T19:28:00.000-07:00

This enterprising young man was filling up water bottles from

his neighbors hose for tips.

Paul filled up his water bottle 3 times in 20 minutes.

Ken K, pulling the Shack.

2011-08-14T19:26:00.000-07:00

Ken riding high and mighty on his 7200. Pulling the Research

team on their Madones and Cronus'.

Ragbrai: Krautbauers.

2011-08-14T19:25:00.000-07:00

Krautbauers doing Krautbauer.

Trek Research Ladies.

2011-08-14T19:24:00.000-07:00

Jess was getting concerned with the diameter

of her ankles.

So she was working on fixing them.

Test Lab Joe.

2011-08-14T19:20:00.000-07:00

Joe took a back pack filled with computers and a bike filled

with strain gauges to test real world bike strain. He could

then compare it to the results seen in our own in-house

test lab to ensure that what we see indoors is meeting the

requirements and needs of real world riding.

Trek making Treks better.

The Anti-LoneWolf?

2011-08-14T19:17:00.000-07:00

This guy is awesome and deserves a "Lone Wolf" like title.

Ideas?

Ride Hard.

2011-08-14T19:16:00.002-07:00

Sit Down.

Look Up.

RAGBRAI: Petting Zoo.

2011-08-14T19:16:00.001-07:00

SRSLY.

RAGBRAI: Desaturated Characters.

2011-08-14T19:13:00.000-07:00

These photos have no color.

The people have it in spades.

Mr. Porkchop

2011-08-14T19:09:00.000-07:00

This family hits every day of RAGBRAI offering

full pork chops for $7. No seasonings or condiments,

just meat and a napkin. No Plate. But with 49 miles

behind you and 13 miles to the next town, it's 7 dollars

well spent. The family makes all of their money during

the week of RAGBRAI and one other private event.

They have pork distribution down to a science.

A delicious science.

RAGBRAI: Rider Shots.

2011-08-14T19:05:00.000-07:00

Bike riding at RAGBRAI is incredibly diverse. Road, Cross,

Tandem, Unicycle or Touring. You name it, people rode it.

There were even two Brooks reps riding high wheelers in

wool jerseys. 130 degree heat index in wool jerseys.

Keith von Huben. Potato Oles.

2011-08-14T19:03:00.000-07:00

Engineers love fried starch discs.

RAGBRAI: Oddity

2011-08-14T19:01:00.000-07:00

2010 BMW M3 with the Competition Group. Roof Rack.

Trek 7200, Fisher Superfly 100.

One hell of an impractical support vehicle.

Similarly impractical bikes for a 468 mile ride across Iowa.

The Rig.

2011-08-14T18:57:00.000-07:00

This year, the Trek Research Team attended

RAGBRAI in style. The Four Winds 5000 had

two pop-outs and was equipped with our rad

12-bike bike rack. Definitely an upgrade from

last year and certainly a benchmark for our

future RAGBRAIs.

Trek Light Cycle

2011-08-11T15:07:00.001-07:00

I developed a toddlers "Kick Bike" as an innovation project

to display at Trek World. Here are some of the finished shots

of the model. Hubless Wheels. Glow-y Lights. Fun!

Product Review: Bontrager Oracle.

2011-07-07T16:58:00.001-07:00

In preparation for RAGBRAI, I have begun

testing the 2012 Bontrager Oracle helmet.

The Oracle is a new offering from Bontrager

as well as it's first appearance in the high-end

road helmet category. The Oracle is currently

used exclusively by the LEOPARD TREK road

team and the example I will be wearing is an

early prototype with "Belgacom" decals

(Before the team was officially titled

LEOPARD TREK, it went by that designation).

The color is also slightly off the finalized

LEOPARD TREK color way, but the graphic

scheme is right on. Functionally, the helmet

is significantly lighter than the Trek Circuit that

it replaces. It has noticeably more airflow through

the larger vents as well. Fit is a huge improvement

with the form sitting lower on the head giving a

"safer" impression to the rider. Aesthetically, I

think that the pictures speak for themselves. The

helmet is straight out of the future.

I feel like a velociraptor when I wear it and that

is really all you need to know.

Rhythm and Booms.

2011-07-03T13:48:00.000-07:00

View from Lake Mendota.

F-16 Flyby.

2011-07-03T13:47:00.000-07:00

Afterburners gonna' afterburn.

Pensive Brittany.

2011-07-03T13:46:00.000-07:00

Nursing that Mike's Hard Mango Lemonade.

Saturday on Mendota.

2011-07-03T13:41:00.000-07:00

The lake was a little choppy, but good times

were had by all.

The boat definitely got us the best seats in all

of Madison for Rhythm and Booms.

Nice Rack.

2011-07-01T12:38:00.000-07:00

A mountain of elegant and calculated

Swedish design sensibility, accented with

strategic Japanese utility and finally

topped off with some of the finest bikes

designed in America.

Nicer looking setups, there are none.

'Merica.

2011-07-01T12:28:00.000-07:00

Have a great 4th of July, Everybody.

Minoqua:Desaturated.

2011-07-01T12:19:00.000-07:00

B&W. Shallow DOF. Formulaic Interest.

Minoqua, WI.

2011-07-01T12:01:00.000-07:00

The splendor of northern-lake filled Wisconsin. Wonderful

way to spend a weekend.

Miller Light Lite.

2011-07-01T11:58:00.000-07:00

Minoqua, WI.

Trek First Annual "Bike Show"

2011-07-01T11:03:00.000-07:00

I was in charge of organizing Trek's first ever "Bike Show".

Imagine the car shows you see in the parking lots of diners

throughout the summer, but substitute hot rods with custom

bikes and wannabe greasers with incredibly fit people. There

were some historical bikes from Trek's past as well as one-off

prototypes and crazy custom builds. Brat sales went to benefit

the Dream Bikes Foundation and the beer was free.

It was an incredible learning experience. My mother has

always planned events throughout my childhood and I never

understood the amount of stress she was under until this

event. In hindsight, I didn't delegate enough and the front

end visibility was low.

Next year is going the awesome!

Ride Hard.

2011-06-28T18:00:00.000-07:00

That is all.

Scott Wilson/MNML/Lunatik

2011-06-23T06:41:00.000-07:00

We stopped by Minimal to sit down with

the designers and talk about the realities

of biking in Chicago. Their studio was

awesome, unfortunately and for obvious

reasons, I do not have any pictures. I

can mention that they had a studio dog

and an XBOX360 in house though.

As a parting gift (and in exchange for

some Trek gear) we got some Lunatik's.

Apple should really give them Kickbacks,

because I went out and got a 180$ iPod

after receiving the 80$ wristband for free.

223 E. Wacker Ave.

2011-06-23T06:39:00.000-07:00

Baller ass apartment/hotel overlooking the Chicago River.

31st Floor.

Adult Woman on a Razor Scooter.

2011-06-23T06:38:00.000-07:00

She does exist and you cannot tell me otherwise because I

encountered her in the wild and documented her existence.

Wilco Parking Garage.

2011-06-23T06:36:00.000-07:00

I am trying to break your reference to this album cover.

Road Trip: Chicago!

2011-06-23T06:30:00.000-07:00

Chad, Kraut and I loaded down Chad's Subaru with

bikes and assorted camera equipment and headed

out to Chicago for some urban riding action. We found

some crappy roads, near misses and greater appreciation

for our jobs. As a research trip, it was a great success.

As a team building excursion, it was without flaw.

Looking forward to a return in the fall.

People Watching: SW Commuter Path.

2011-06-23T06:26:00.000-07:00

Hanging out with Chad, watching people ride by on a great

variety of bicycular vehicles.

Carbon District cotd.

2011-06-23T06:24:00.000-07:00

It's a hot whip.

New Bike Day: 2010 Trek Carbon District.

2011-06-01T17:32:00.000-07:00

Pretty much stock with the exception of the rear rack
and Big Earl riser bars.

Handmade in Waterloo and a super slick ride.

My Job.

2011-06-01T17:31:00.000-07:00

12:30pm Wednesday. State Street. Downtown Madison.

ATM in a Box.

2011-06-01T17:30:00.002-07:00

Wienermobile

2011-06-01T17:30:00.001-07:00

2011-06-01T17:25:00.001-07:00

Dad finally gets his Brats. Cate has some Corn.

DG'in: Madison Edition

2011-06-01T17:24:00.000-07:00

Cate and Mom hanging out by the UW Anchor House.

Madison B-Cycle Parade.

2011-06-01T17:23:00.001-07:00

East Towne Mall to the Square.
Taking Madison by storm on bike share bikes.

Disembodied Pinata Head.

2011-05-11T19:04:00.000-07:00

In an attempt to not get arrested. This year Stacey substituted

a fireworks with a Donkey Pinata. I smashed it up in the same

spot that fireworks got let off last year. Josh hid an Ice in it, but

the blows with a hockey stick broke the ice up before I could be

forced to ingest it.

Rustang.

2011-05-11T18:57:00.000-07:00

Left for dead like the city in which it resides.

The Mustang had lost none of the presence

it was born with nearly 50 years ago.

Hold on, you'll have your day.

Hat Day.

2011-05-11T18:55:00.000-07:00

Cannot believe she didn't buy this. Would

have been perfect for the next Royal Wedding.

Eastern Market.

2011-05-11T18:52:00.000-07:00

While home in Michigan for Cate's graduation,

I went back to my old stomping grounds. Detroit

is for the most part, as I left it, with a few exceptions.

The city is beautiful and while the population is on

the decline, it is cultivating the shrinkage nicely.

Eastern Market was blowing up on Saturday.

2011 MSU Graduation, ft. Caitlin Callahan. Part Deux.

2011-05-11T18:48:00.000-07:00

Cate Graduates.

Dad looks on with pride.

We're all very proud, Cate. Give the working

world some hell.

2011 MSU Graduation, ft. Caitlin Callahan.

2011-05-11T18:42:00.000-07:00

I am proud to relay that my sister has graduated

from college very much on time. After a shaky

start, Cate hunkered down and attended a few

summer semesters to get everything in on time.

Steve Wozniak was given an honorary doctorate

from MSU and he spoke (very randomly) about

life and what the meaning to it is.

Cool dude regardless of his, sometimes rambling,

diatribes on his experiences.

Menna's Joint. East Lasing, MI

2011-05-11T18:37:00.000-07:00

Terrible Service.

Mediocre "Dub's" (Breakfast Burrito).

Cool Tables.

First Pub Ride of the Year!

2011-05-11T18:35:00.000-07:00

The Alchemy, Mickeys, Crystal Corner, Up North.

An extraordinary evening that was unfortunately ruined

by the Red Wings losing in overtime.

Easter Sunday: Kwame's first birthday!

2011-05-11T18:31:00.000-07:00

A slightly delayed posting, this past Easter Sunday marked

the first anniversary of Kwame's birth. To celebrate, we got

him a (complimentary) bone cake from City Hall Pets and

we melted some peeps.

Good sugary day!

Bicycle Race.

2011-04-17T18:57:00.000-07:00

Pretty good Queen song.

Even better way to spend your Sunday afternoon.

Sarasota Cycles: Pirate Bike.

2011-04-17T18:51:00.000-07:00

The guys over at Sarasota Cycles have been preparing this

Pirate bike for display in their shop. It is an amazingly well

thought out piece with bamboo covered spokes, Skull and

Cross Bone Handlebars, Shackle Cranks/Pedals and a

flint-locking pistol which is used to change gears on the

Shimano 3-speed internal gear hub.

Crazy bike that has incredibly dialed component details.

I cannot wait to see it when it's completed.

Vanderbilt Beach.

2011-04-17T18:48:00.000-07:00

While riding Trek Pure's around Naples,

we stopped off at the Vanderbilt beach to

grab a few shots.

We were woefully under prepared for the

heat and the beach, so taking pictures is

all we did before our about face.

Trek Store Naples.

2011-04-17T18:36:00.000-07:00

We visited the Trek Store in Naples/Estero and I was

instantly greeted by Veruca, the shop Boston Terrier. I

had never seen a shop dog in a Trek Concept Store, so

I was delightfully surprised that the first encounter was

the best kind of dog! Veruca is there unofficial mascot

and is even included on the stores racing kits. It took

everything in my power not to buy the kit (I have 6

already and it was like $180) . But I thought I would

give this little plug to the store should you ever be in

town. We rented Pure's out of there rental fleet and

toured the beach scene in Naples.

If you do swing by, say hey to Veruca for me.

Link to the stores employee page that highlights Veruca's

contributions to the store:

http://trekbikesflorida.com/about/our-staff-pg127.htm

Bradenton, Florida.

2011-04-17T18:35:00.000-07:00

14" single diesel stack in the bed.

'Merica.

Sunshine Skyway Bridge.

2011-04-17T18:33:00.000-07:00

The side of the bridge was littered with gargantuan pelicans

using the air turbulence of the cars to achieve lift.

Lazy Pelicans.

Speed Concept 9.9

2011-04-17T18:30:00.000-07:00

Hey Speed Concept,

Cool front brakes integrated into the

fork.

-Ryan

Carrollwood Bicycles.

2011-04-17T18:21:00.000-07:00

I took a short research trip down to the

Tampa area to speak with dealers and

get updates on what they are looking

for out of products.

Central Florida is a crazy place because

the mainly deal in opposite ends of the

spectrum. You are catering to low mobility

aging baby boomers who are very price

conscious (i.e. we're fighting with the

junk you buy at Walmart) and on the

other end, there is a huge high-end

road/triathlon market with crazy P1

Madone and Speed Concept builds.

To some customers we can't justify how our

$350 Navigator is worth the price increase

over a junk Mongoose. To some customers

there is a 6 month wait-list for a bespoke

$15,000 road bike with a cool paint job

that weighs 13lbs and is made in Waterloo,

Wisconsin.

U.S.A.

Remnant of Industry.

2011-04-17T18:17:00.000-07:00

We used to do something here in Sun Prairie. Now we are

just the place half way between Trek and Madison.

Kind of how like Detroit used to make cars and now it's

just the city you compare your city against to feel better

about where you live.

On a related note, a family friend just bought an abandoned

school in Detroit for $500.

God, I was Trek was there.

Kwame on the Tracks.

2011-04-17T18:14:00.000-07:00

Kwame and I took a long walk down the

train tracks near my house. It was a pretty

warm day, so a few breaks were needed.

He led the way.

Nylabone.

2011-04-09T14:38:00.000-07:00

Kwame loves his Nylabone.

GoPro HD 1080

2011-04-09T14:32:00.000-07:00

I picked up a GoPro HD at the wheel and

sprocket show because they had a pretty

decent deal. While the particular package

I picked up didn't come with the suction

cup attachment, the discount was more

than enough to ignore that short coming.

I have done a few test clips and am excited

about potentially attaching it to a bike or

car and making some worthwhile footage.

240sx LS2 Swap.

2011-04-09T14:24:00.000-07:00

Replacing a 2.4liter 4 cylinder with a 6.0l

LS2 from a GTO would net you a few extra

horsepower.

Why would someone take a 17 year old chassis

designed to handle 155 horsepower and shoe-

horn in a 6.0l 400hp lump of an engine?

Because Racecar.

Wheel and Sprocket: Bike Expo 2011.

2011-04-09T14:18:00.000-07:00

Kate and I headed down to the Wisconsin State Fair Park

to try out a few bikes and perhaps make a purchase for her.

While we came to the Belleville Mixte Frame as our bike

of choice, they did not have the size Kate needed. (Trust me,

we checked using the kid's sizing chart)

Not wanting to go home empty handed, Kate grabbed a

pretty neat looking Giro helmet with houndstooth fabric

wrapped around it and I bought a GoPro camera for filming

some bike riding and spirited driving.

Open Exposure: Possessed Kwame.

2011-04-09T14:15:00.000-07:00

Messing around with some open exposure shooting. Getting

excited about spring and going outdoors for photo excursions.

Kwame's body was remarkably still considering the amount of

travel his head had.

New Couches and Coffee Table.

2011-04-04T17:13:00.000-07:00

Mom and Dad came by this weekend and dropped off a set

of new couches that someone in Michigan was throwing away.

Plus, they are plaid, so they match my shirts.

After we set up the room we headed to Target to pick out a

coffee table that just happens to match my TV stand.

Kwame has managed to sleep on all three items so I am

assured that they are all excellent additions to the apartment.

Spring Cleaning.

2011-03-28T20:26:00.000-07:00

I cleaned out my apartment this Sunday

as a means of getting over a nasty

illness. To vacuum and steam clean my

living room I needed to displace my bikes

normally scattered about. As they stacked

up and eventually took up all of my bed

room, I thought it funny and would snap

a picture of how ridiculous my bike problem

is getting.

Where am I going to store my Transport?